i just sneezed
now THIS is a relatable text post
fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated
*sees two teams I hate play each other* I hope they both lose
"Every guy thinks they’re different, that when they harass women in public it’s charming and witty and that you really changed a life, but no. She smiled and laughed long enough to make you go away."
(Source: shutitkyle, via myrevolverandalostcause)
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them
this is why i have trust issues
you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange
(Source: itwillallbeokaymydear, via todaysobsessions)
11:11 I still wish to be dead
"what are you going to do with that major"
"what do you doing with your life"
"where do you see yourself in 5 years"
"here’s your student loan balance"