I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"You two are white men of means above the age of 55. You have not once, if ever, experienced the true discrimination that the women, people of color, lgtbq or any other group of individuals that is NOT A WHITE MAN OF MEANS, has. So therefore you cannot justify your opinion that there is no need for "riots" and "protests". You have not experienced the violence in a community that is caused by perpetuating a stereotype every day. "
-Cameron Ward, angry white young adult female
bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
I’m glad for boobs cos you know when you’re eating chips and you sometimes drop one and it lands on your cleavage instead of the floor thanks boobs I owe you one